Drunk Text Romance Uke tab by Cyberbully Mom Club (Baritone Chords)

C                G                   B                      Em
  I wanna be the one you drunk text first when you're out of beer
       C                          G 
  at 3am at some shitty house party in south philly
C                    G
  I wanna be your drunk text romance
         B           Em
  textualize me
              C             G
  bike home drunk with me on speaker
                      B
  (just kidding don't do that)
   Em
  (please)
                      C
  this is a song about sexting
G                B          Em
  don't you know anything?
                      C           G
  just bike home and go to sleep
                 B         Em
  'cuz that'd be cool and safe
                  C               G
  text me in the morning, though
       B      Em
  or whatever
           C
  act like I care
G     B     Em
  (oh I don't) (I don't)
                            C        G
  (but just text me in the morning anyways)
                 B          Em
  (when you're feeling better)
C                       G
  I wanna be your drunk text romance
            B
  your next morning nonsense         
  a quick call before bed
 C  G  B  Em 
  (quick call before bed)                    C         G
  just text me in the morning
                     B        Em
  when you're feeling better
  I guess