Almost Uke tab by Bowling For Soup

C                   G
I almost got drunk at school at 14
Am      F   
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
    C                   G
Who almost went on to be miss texas
Am      F 
But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
   C                   G
I almost dropped out to move to LA
             Am                F   
Where I was almost famous for almost a day
           
CHORUS

      C    G      Am
And I almost had you
     F
But I guess that doesn't cut it
 C    G     Am
Almost loved you
           F                         C
I almost wished u would've loved me too

[C--G--Am--F--]
    
      C G
I almost held up a grocery store
          Am     F
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
        CG
Cuz I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
         AmF
Cuz he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
        C  Gm
That I almost got hooked on cuz you ran away
        Am                         F
And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay

CHORUS

     C  G
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
    Am                 F
to spent my time missing you
   F                                  
I almost wish you would've loved me too

[C--G--Am--F--]

G            Am                 F                 C
Here I go thinking about all the things I could've done
G            Am                 F                 C
I'm gonna need a forklift cuz all the baggage weighs a ton
G            Am                 F                 C
I know we've had our problems I can't remember one

     C               G
I almost forgot to say something else
           Am                    F
And if I cant fit it in I'll keep it all to myself
     C                  G
I almost wrote a song about you today
        Am                   F
But I tore it all open and I threw it away


     C    G     Am
And I almost had you
       F
But I guess that doesn't cut it
C    G     Am
Almost had you
        F
And I didn't even know it

     C                     G
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined 
    Am               F
to spent my time missing you
       C   G     Am
And I almost had you
           F                         C
I almost wish you would've loved me too