Perfect Woman Uke tab by Bo Burnham

Intro
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 She was the perfect woman
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 in every single way
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 she made the sun shine brighter
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 and all my cares go away

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 She was the perfect woman
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 she was a gourmet chef
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 they say that love is blind
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 well, it's allso death

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Cuz Helen Keller was the perfect woman
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 and noone understands
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 just how talented
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 she was with her hands

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God made her the perfect woman
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 I was the finishing touch
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 she was the perfect woman
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 she didnt talk so much

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she wanted to name the kids
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 so I finally let her
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 it turned out horrible
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 she could have done better

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but i guess it was allright
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 we had a boy and a girl
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 just me and Helen
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Arhar and Earl

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C#uz Helen Keller was a miricorker(??)
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 I was a oneman show
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 I could walk around the house naked
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 she wouldn't even know

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Helen Keller was my perfect woman
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 i was her only need
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 she didn't mind the sits on my ass
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it gave her more to read


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it gave her more to read  |Listen the original
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red moise and ivy

she read acney

she read her bees

she read it all

she read goosebumbs

she read blisters

even read a basketball

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Helen Keller was my perfect woman
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but i dont think she cared
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I played this song for her
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she just sad there and stared

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she was still my perfect woman
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i was sort of a mess
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i asked her to mary me
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she said "yeaoheh!"