30 Uke tab by Bo Burnham (Baritone Chords)

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[Verse 1]
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I used to run for miles, I used to ride my bike
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I used to wake up with a smile and go to bed at night with a dream, ah
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But now I'm turning 30, no!
 
 
[Verse 2]
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I used to be the young one, got used to meeting people
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Who were used to meeting someone who was born in 1990, no way! (Yeah, I was born in 1990)
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Now I'm turning 30, God, God damn it
 
 
[Chorus]
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I'm (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
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Turning (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
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Thirty (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
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I'm turning 30 (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
 
 
[Verse 3]
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When he was 27, my granddad fought in Vietnam
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When I was 27, I built a birdhouse with my mom, oh fuck
       F
How am I 30?
 
 
[Verse 4]
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I used to make fun of the boomers in retrospect, a bit too much
    F
Now all these fucking zoomers are telling me that I'm out of touch
         Gm
(Oh yeah? Well, your fucking phones are poisoning your minds. Okay?
        F
So when you develop a dissociative mental disorder in your late twenties don't come crawling back to me)
 
 
[Chorus]
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I'm (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
Gm
Turning (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
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Thirty (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
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I'm turning 30 (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
 
 
[Bridge]
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And now my stupid friends are having stupid children
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My stupid friends are having stupid children
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My stupid friends are having stupid children
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My stupid friends are having stupid children
            F
And now my stupid friends are having stupid children
    Dm
My stupid friends are having stupid children
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My stupid friends are having stupid children
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Stupid, fucking ugly, boring children
 
 
[Outro]
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It's 2020, and I'm 30
     Dm
I'll do another ten
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2030 I'll be 40 and kill myself then