I Wish I Were Queer So I Could Get Chics Uke tab by Bloodhound Gang (Baritone Chords)

6 Chords used in the song: Bb5, A5, B5, C#5, E5, Eb5

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5.83
(Intermediate)
Key: F#mChords
INTRO:

[spoken:]
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter


VERSE 1:

Bb5 Bb5 A5 A5 B5 B5 C#5 C#5 E5 E5 B5 B5
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class

A5 A5 B5 B5 C#5 C#5
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass

B5 B5 A5 A5 B5 B5 E5 E5
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too

Eb5 Eb5 C#5 C#5 A5 A5
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?

B5 B5 [stop]
I just wish I was queer so I could get


CHORUS:

E5 E5
Chicks dig guys that are

B5 B5
Queer guys that don't dig

E5 E5 B5 B5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me

A5 A5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly


VERSE 2:

A5 A5 B5 B5 C#5 C#5 E5 E5 B5 B5
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be

A5 A5 B5 B5 C#5 C#5
Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony

B5 B5 A5 A5 B5 B5 E5 E5
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity

Eb5 Eb5 C#5 C#5 A5 A5
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry

B5 B5 C#5 C#5
Scoring with a super model would be easy


VERSE 3:

A5 A5 B5 B5
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but also is synonomous with

C#5 C#5 E5 E5 B5 B5
'super dumb'

A5 A5 B5 B5
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and
C#5 C#5 B5 B5
soon I'd become

A5 A5 B5 B5 E5 E5
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair

Eb5 Eb5 C#5 C#5 A5 A5
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear

B5 B5 [stop]
I wish I was queer so I could get


CHORUS:

E5 E5
Chicks dig guys that are

B5 B5
Queer guys that don't dig

E5 E5 B5 B5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me

A5 A5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly


VERSE 4: [play like Verse 3]

Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get


BRIDGE:

E5 E5 C#5 C#5 C#5 C#5 B5 B5 A5 A5 Bb5 Bb5 B5 B5 B5 B5 A5 A5 C#5 C#5 Eb5 Eb5
Chicks
E5 E5 C#5 C#5 C#5 C#5 B5 B5 A5 A5 Bb5 Bb5 B5 B5 B5 B5 A5 A5 C#5 C#5 Eb5 Eb5


VERSE 5: [play like Verse 3]

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp
he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get


OUTRO:

C#5 C#5
Chicks dig guys that are

B5 B5
Queer guys that don't dig

C#5 C#5
Chicks dig guys that are

E5 E5 B5 B5
Queer guys that don't dig

C#5 C#5
Chicks dig guys that are

B5 B5
Queer guys that don't dig

C#5 C#5 E5 E5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me

B5 B5 C#5 C#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

B5 B5
And I don't shave my heiny

C#5 C#5
Don't shave my heiny

E5 E5 B5 B5 C#5 C#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

B5 B5
And I don't shave my heiny

C#5 C#5
Don't shave my heiny

E5 E5 B5 B5 C#5 C#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

B5 B5
And I don't shave my heiny

C#5 C#5
Don't shave my heiny

E5 E5 B5 B5 C#5 C#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

Uke tab by , 07 Jun 2023

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