Pinch Me Uke tab by Barenaked Ladies

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   It's the perfect time of year 
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   Somewhere far away from here 
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   I feel fine enough, I guess 
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   Considering everything's a mess 
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   There's a restaurant down the street 
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   Where hungry people like to eat 
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   I could walk but I'll just drive 
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   It's colder than it looks out side.

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   It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
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   Then ya' try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn
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   When you try to see the world Beyond your front door 
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   Take your time, is the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile 
           F                        D
   When you realize that a guy my size might take a while 
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   Just try to figure out what all this is for?

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   It's the perfect time of day 
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   To throw all your cares away
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   Put the sprinkler on the lawn
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   And run through with my gym shorts on.
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   Take a drink right from the hose
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   And change into some drier clothes
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   Climb the stairs up to my room
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   Sleep away the afternoon.

C                                 G
   It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
           F                           D
   Then ya' try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn
            C                      G               F    G
   When you try to see the world Beyond your front door 
C                                 G
   Take your time, is the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile 
           F                        D
   When you realize that a guy my size might take a while 
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   Just try to figure out what all this is for?

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Pinch me, pinch me, cause I'm still asleep 
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Please God tell me that I'm still asleep 

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   On an evening such as this
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   It's hard to tell if I exist
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   Packed a car and leave this town
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   Who'll notice that I'm not around?
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   I could hide out under there
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   I just made you say 'underwear'
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   I could leave but I'll just stay
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   All my stuff's here anyway.

C                                 G
   It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
           F                           D
   Then ya' try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn
            C                      G               F    G
   When you try to see the world Beyond your front door 
C                                 G
   Take your time, is the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile 
           F                        D
   When you realize that a guy my size might take a while 
C                               G             F
   Just try to figure out what all this is for?
C                          G          F    G
   Try to figure out what all this is for 
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   Try to see the world beyond your front door 
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   Try to figure out what all this is for