Wasting Time (isla Vista Song) Uke tab by ALO (Animal Liberation Orchestra)

C
Well I was sittin' on the porch with Mel and Web
        G
Kickin' back pullin' tubes courtesy of Jeb
     D
When Smootie rang up and he dropped a dime
      D
We're at the Django house and the waves are fine
C
Dan came back with an ol' lap steel
        G
When he puts it in his hands he's got to be real
       D
If you come around the corner don't forget to turn
    D
And bring a little fire we got somethin' to burn
      C
I got around the corner, I was half way there
       G
When I met Ted Moore and of course John Hare
         D
They had just got a sack weighing 3.5
       D
It was 4:19, just about that time
      C
So we took a detour to 6703
    G
The house they occupy oceanside D.P.
D 
Got up stairs and locked the door
D
Jerry and the Dead on the video
     C
They pulled out the binger and I started to drool
           G
It was the 5 foot caustic weapon crystal tool
D
I caught the fumes and I lost my mind
D
Happens every time that I smoke the kind, but...

C                          G                      D      D
  I never learn but I don' mind, I'm just wastin' time
C                          G                      D      D
  I never learn but I don' mind, I'm just wastin' time

  C
I went to the beach and I picked up a rock
  G
I threw it in the ocean and the waves then
       D
Caught it and dropped it back into the sea
          D
So then I walked away and I let it be
             C
Cause it had been lying there for a million days
  G
Before I picked it up and threw it away
  D
I left the shore, went to the liquor store
D
Saw crazy Bruce, he was waiting for
C
Someone to buy him some fine malt liquor
        G
When he gets it in his system he's a real shitkicker
      D
He'll play you a song if you've got the time
    D
And even if you don't, he's liable to try
     C
So I left him there, and went into S.O.S.
          G
Bought myself a bottle of the black cisco death
D
Drank it down while watching Dave's band
D
Somebody stuck a doob in my hand
     C
So I took a hit and I passed it on
  G
I woke up on the pavement not before too long
  D
I never learn but I don't mind
    D
But sometimes it takes a couple of tries, but...

C                          G                      D      D
  I never learn but I don' mind, I'm just wastin' time
C                          G                      D      D
  I never learn but I don' mind, I'm just wastin' time
C                          G                      D      D
  I never learn but I don' mind, I'm just wastin' time
C                          G                      D      
  I never learn but I don' mind, I'm just wastin' time