The Problem With Saints Uke tab by 8in8

Am                             C
I wish that Joan of Arc wouldn?t hang around the park 
   F                                   Fm
Pronouncing that she won?t get burned again 
    Am                          C
Her armour?s very shiny and her message is divine 
      F                                 Fm
But I wish she?d take a day off now and then 

F                                     E7
She said it clears your head when you come back from the dead 
          Am                              C
With your sword as sharp as anything that cuts 
       F                                 E7
And to prove it she bisected three young tourists from Utrecht 
E7                               C
Which rapidly displayed a lot of guts 

F                                     E7
She says we need to raise a brand new army 
        Am                              C
And the flag of France so proudly she unfurled 
        F                             E7
And the people that she hated will be neatly bifurcated 
        E7                              C
And the British will no longer rule the world 

           Am                           C
(She says) it was a mistake to let them burn her at the stake 
        F                                  Fm
And she learned a lesson back there in the flames 
         Am                                      C
So she?s going to kill the queen and then she?ll rescue Old Orleans 
         F                               Fm
And it?s really hard to hang around with saints 

F                                    E7
I think I ought to tell her that the English left in failure 
         Am                                C
And they don?t go back to France except on hols 
      F                          E7
But I saw her vivisect a man who wanted to correct her -- 
        E7                                  C
And the playground soon resembled grand guignol 

F                                     E7
She says we need to raise a brand new army 
        Am                                 C
And she marched us round until we couldn?t stand 
             F                              E7
She says the nation she abhors will soon be writhing on the floor 
        E7                              C
And the British will no longer rule her land 

          F                                E7
And she?s waiting for the dauphin who will come across the ocean, 
    Am                                 C
And knows that God agrees with her complaints 
       F                                    E7
So I?m hoping that she?ll ignore my English accent in her war 
            E7                              C
?Cause it?s really hard to hang around with saints 

    F                                 E7
She says we need to raise a brand new army 
        Am                              C
And the flag of France so proudly she unfurled 
        F                             E7
And the people that she hated will be neatly bifurcated 
        E7
And the British will no longer rule 
    E7
the British will no longer rule 
    E7                              C
the British will no longer rule the world!