You Told The Drunks I Knew Karate Uke tab by Zoey Van Goey

5 Chords used in the song: G, C, Em, D, Dsus4

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3.5
(Intermediate)
Key: GChords
G chordG                    C chordC
I am drunk and on a ladder
Em chordEm D chordD
Not the smartest way to start my night
Em chordEm D chordD
You said I'd conquer my vertigo
C chordC D chordD G chordG
That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie

G chordG C chordC
And when we got up to the roof
G chordG D chordD
You opened a little flask of gin
Em chordEm D chordD
Like idiots we both fell asleep there
C chordC D chordD G chordG
Until the sun came up again

C chordC D chordD
I do the dumbest things for you
C chordC Em chordEm D chordD
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
C chordC Em chordEm
I almost broke my collar bone
Dsus4 chordDsus4 D chordD G chordG
I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.

G chordG C chordC
We both went out to the party
G chordG D chordD
Down a long, great western road
Em chordEm D chordD
You told the drunks I knew karate
C chordC D chordD G chordG
That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie

G chordG C chordC
They chased us through the city center
G chordG D chordD
They chased us out to the east end
Em chordEm D chordD
We had to hide behind the supermarket
C chordC D chordD G chordG
Until the sun came up again

C chordC D chordD
I do the dumbest things for you
C chordC Em chordEm D chordD
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
C chordC Em chordEm
I would be safer on my own
Dsus4 chordDsus4 D chordD G chordG
I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.

G chordG C chordC
And we just missed the last bus home
Em chordEm
So we walked it fueled by adrenaline
Em chordEm D chordD
And when I said I could do it all again
C chordC D chordD G chordG
That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie

G chordG C chordC
Your plans to make it big and conquer
G chordG D chordD
Would put Napoleon to shame
Em chordEm C chordC
I'm in a coma on the sofa
C chordC D chordD G chordG
Until the sun goes down again

C chordC D chordD
I do the dumbest things for you
C chordC Em chordEm D chordD
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
C chordC Em chordEm
I would be safer on my own
Dsus4 chordDsus4 D chordD G chordG
I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.

G chordG C chordC G chordG D chordD

Em chordEm C chordC C chordC D chordD G chordG


C chordC D chordD
I do the dumbest things for you
C chordC Em chordEm D chordD
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
C chordC Em chordEm
I would be safer on my own
Dsus4 chordDsus4 D chordD G chordG
I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.

Uke tab by , 25 Jun 2024

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