Carrot For A Cock Uke tab by Yogscast

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A chordA
I remember when it all went wrong
F#m chordF#m
Guzzling eggnog all night long
D chordD
We went outside The snow was thick
E chordE
Rolled our balls together made a snowman quick

A chordA
Erecting a friend but there's something left
F#m chordF#m
Had to indulge in some carrot theft
D chordD
To make him whole We raided the salad bowl
E chordE
To give him a classic nose

A chordA
I slipped and fell when I put it on
F#m chordF#m
Stuck the veg where it didn't belong
D chordD
I went for his face but i hit below the waist
E chordE
And now he's got a root vegetable dong

A chordA
He's got a carrot for a cock Carrot for a cock
E chordE
And it gives you quite a shock Oh it's unexpected
D chordD A chordA
When you see it in the flesh so orange and so fresh
E chordE
Looks like its just been pulled from the ground

A chordA
He's got a carrot for a cock Carrot for a cock
E chordE
It's the biggest on the block oh what a massive one
D chordD A chordA
The neighbours were upset my dad saw it as a threat
E chordE
it stood so mighty and so proud

A chordA
Some kind of magic happened then Uh Oh
F#m chordF#m
He came alive and he was real my friend
D chordD
An excited expression twinkled in his eyes
E chordE
We looked on in surprise as it started to rise

A chordA
Scarf around his neck his arms are made of bark
F#m chordF#m
Get down on your knees he'll help you see in the dark
D chordD
He has a filthy addiction Veg on veg friction
E chordE
Behind the bushes down in the park

B chordB
He's got many dirty habits and it's terrified of rabbits
E chordE
He'll make you moan he's organically grown

A chordA
He's got a carrot for a cock Carrot for a Cock
E chordE
You know it's hard as rock Oh what a crunchy cock
D chordD A chordA
He's got coal on his head No meat but one veg
E chordE
He's packing so much more than just snow Ho ho ho

A chordA
He's got a carrot for a cock Carrot for a cock
E chordE
But his life's against the clock Oh such a crying shame
D chordD A chordA
Cause as the sun rose they'd gritted the road
E chordE
All was left was his bright amber chode

D chordD D/C# chordD/C# A chordA F#m chordF#m
You'll remember this December when you dream of his member
E chordE
Now all that's left is his salty sludge
D chordD D/C# chordD/C# A chordA F#m chordF#m
Next time it snows you all will know
Bm chordBm E chordE
He's coming on you from above
Bm chordBm E chordE
He's just snowing you all of his love

A chordA
He has a carrot for a cock Carrot for a cock
E chordE
He's a friend you just can't knock Oh we want him back
D chordD A chordA
So when it gets chilly just whip out his willy
E chordE
Scoop up snow and he's ready to go

A chordA
They all have carrots for a cock Carrots for a cock
E chordE
A chordA movement you can't be stopped (It's a revolution)
D chordD A chordA
To make a new best friend just follow this trend
E chordE
Give him a vegetable bell end

Carrot For a Cock

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