Carrot For A Cock Uke tab by Yogscast

7 Chords used in the song: A, F#m, D, E, B, D/C#, Bm

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Artist: 
Year:  2014
Difficulty: 
4.79
(Intermediate)
Key: A, F#mChords
A A   
I remember when it all went wrong
F#m F#m
Guzzling eggnog all night long
D D
We went outside, The snow was thick
E E
Rolled our balls together made a snowman quick

A A
Erecting a friend but there's something left
F#m F#m
Had to indulge in some carrot theft
D D
To make him whole, We raided the salad bowl
E E
To give him a classic nose

A A
I slipped and fell when I put it on
F#m F#m
Stuck the veg where it didn't belong
D D
I went for his face, but i hit below the waist
E E
And now he's got a root vegetable dong

A A
He's got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)
E E
And it gives you quite a shock (Oh, it's unexpected)
D D A A
When you see it in the flesh, so orange and so fresh
E E
Looks like its just been pulled from the ground

A A
He's got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)
E E
It's the biggest on the block (oh what a massive one)
D D A A
The neighbours were upset, my dad saw it as a threat
E E
it stood so mighty and so proud

A A
Some kind of magic happened then (Uh Oh)
F#m F#m
He came alive and he was real my friend
D D
An excited expression twinkled in his eyes
E E
We looked on in surprise as it started to rise

A A
Scarf around his neck, his arms are made of bark
F#m F#m
Get down on your knees he'll help you see in the dark
D D
He has a filthy addiction, Veg on veg friction
E E
Behind the bushes down in the park

B B
He's got many dirty habits and it's terrified of rabbits
E E
He'll make you moan he's organically grown

A A
He's got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a Cock)
E E
You know it's hard as rock (Oh what a crunchy cock)
D D A A
He's got coal on his head, No meat but one veg
E E
He's packing so much more than just snow (Ho ho ho!)

A A
He's got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)
E E
But his life's against the clock (Oh such a crying shame)
D D A A
'Cause as the sun rose, they'd gritted the road
E E
All was left was his bright amber chode

D D D/C# D/C# A A F#m F#m
You'll remember this December, when you dream of his member
E E
Now all that's left is his salty sludge
D D D/C# D/C# A A F#m F#m
Next time it snows, you all will know
Bm Bm E E
He's coming on you from above
Bm Bm E E
He's just snowing you all of his love

A A
He has a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)
E E
He's a friend you just can't knock (Oh we want him back!)
D D A A
So when it gets chilly just whip out his willy
E E
Scoop up snow and he's ready to go

A A
They all have carrots for a cock (Carrots for a cock)
E E
A A movement you can't be stopped (It's a revolution)
D D A A
To make a new best friend, just follow this trend
E E
Give him a vegetable bell end

Carrot For a Cock!

Yeah!

Uke tab by , 21 Nov 2015

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