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 D#                         D#maj7
We've been together for so very long
    A#m
But now things are changing,
      Fm
Oh, I wonder what's wrong?
                         A#
Seems you don't want me around
    Fm                       G#          A#
The passion is gone and the flames died down

    D#                          D#maj7
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
      A#m                            Fm
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
                        A#
You used to think I was nice
    Fm                                     G#   A#
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist

C#                              G#
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
     D#                         A#
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
      Fm            G#                    D#
D#ot a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

D#                          D#maj7             A#m
I knew that we were having problems when you put those
               Fm
piranhas in my bathtub again
                             A#
You're still the light of my life
    Fm                              G#             A#
Oh, darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife

D#                           D#maj7                  A#m
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way you poison
                 Fm
my coffee just a little each day
                     G#            A#
I still remember the way that you laughed
     Fm                     G#        A#
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

C#                                           G#
Oh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra
D#                     A#
Doing in my underwear drawer?`
          Fm                G#                    D#
Sometimes I get to thinking You don't love me anymore

D#                               D#maj7
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
A#m                                  Fm
Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will
                    A#
You set my house on fire
    Fm                                    G#       A#
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

D#                              D#maj7              A#m
Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap, you shaved off
                  Fm
my eyebrows while I was asleep
                           A#
You drilled a hole in my head
         Fm                                G#           A#
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

C#                              G#
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all.
     D#                      A#
 You never acted this way before
       Fm                 G#                    D#
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore
                Fm            G#                    D#
Oh no no, got a funny feeling You don't love me anymore