Taco Bell Saga Uke tab by Twenty One Pilots

[Intro]

G           D     Em      C
Fast food greasy taco I love

G x4

[Verse 1]

G
Nacho bell grande 

G
Cheesy gordita

G
I like my nachos like diarrhea

D              C        G
Man I really like taco bell

G
I know I can't watch you make my food

G
drop it on the floor I think it's rude

D              C         G
Man I really like taco bell

      Em
Whoa ohh

Em               C          G           D
Here's to the Mexican who makes me my food (me gusta)

Em              C              G              D
How is it that I just ate and now I have to poop?

G            D     Em     C
Fast food greasy taco I love (I love)

G           D         Em              C
Food like this could only come from above!


[Verse 2]

N.C.
Rob the taco store and ask 'em for a refill.

Gm Cm Eb D x2

Gm
Hey this is JRizzle 

Cm
Listen up all y'all

Eb                   D
I'm winning tacos just because of this gumball

Gm
I put chalupas 

Cm
where my mouth is so watch this

Eb 
I'm the dopest rapper that you 

D
ever messed with.

Gm      Cm
Sir, welcome to taco bell,

Eb                     D
may I take your order?

Gm                   Cm           Eb    D
Yeah, can I have a big mac and a pepsi?

Gm             Cm
Sir, we don't sell big macs.

Eb                        D
And some chicken nuggets 

Gm               Cm
We don't have chicken nuggets either.

Eb     D
       SERIOUS?


[Verse 3]


G          Em
  T-A-C-O     B-E double L
C                        
  The cashier's name is 
D
  Omar Vizquel
G
  People always 
Em
   persecute me 
C                     D
  but I know they'll die 
                  G
from eating Chipotle
G              Em
How is it that you
        C
could hate
                    D
the good old taco bell?

G                   Em
And how is it that you

        C
could like
  
   D          G
Chipotle (chipotle)


[Verse 4]


C Am C Am

     C              Am
We walked into the taco bell

        C                     Am
because I was craving some crunchy shell

     F                G           C            G
the man behind the counter said oopah (oopah!)

    C                Am        G
and I was flying as high as a kite
 
    Am             F
and I looked up to my delight

             G        E          Am
they were having a special on chalupas.

       F
My chalupa

       C
My chalupa

       F
My chalupa 

      C G C
My chalupa

    C                  Am
And as you know there was a man

       C                   Am
who preached the truth on rock and sand

      F           G                C    G
and Jesus won't hold your sins to you

    C                Am        G
And we all know he broke the bread

     F      
but I know that St. Peter said

G                   E         Am
that his favorite food was chalupas.

      F
My chalupa

      C
My chalupa

      F
My chalupa

      C G C
My chalupa

[Verse 5]

Gm  Cm  Eb  D
            BEEF!

Gm  Cm  Eb  D
            AND CHEESE!

Gm  Cm             Eb  D
    BEEF AND CHEESE    YEAH!

Gm Cm Eb D


Gm               Cm
Take that it'll make you fat 

Eb                                D
we got the stuff that make your booty go (random noise) x4

Gm               Cm
Beef and cheese!

            Eb  
Beef and cheese!

       D
and lettuce

Gm              Cm
Beef and cheese    (slight pause)

Eb                     D
Beef and cheese and lettuce

Gm               Cm
Beef and cheese beef and cheese

Eb            D
OKAY!  and lettuce

Gm               Cm      Eb
Beef and cheese    Oh oh oh oh

D                   G
Beef and beef and cheese! (quick strum on G same melody as the intro)


[Verse 6]


G                     G
Now is the time that we end this song

G
without tacos life would be wrong

D              C        G
Man I really love taco bell

G                   G
Michael was right tacos are great

G                        G
If you're real hungry they're open real late.

D             C         G         Em
Man I really love taco bell  Whoa ohh

Em               C          G           D
Here's to the Mexican who makes me my food (me gusta)

Em             C               G             D
How is it that I just ate and now I have to poop?

G           D     Em     C
Fast food greasy taco I love (I love)

G           D         Em              C
food like this could only come from above!

[outro]

(quietly)

G            D    Em      C
Fast food greasy taco I love

G          D          Em              C
food like this could only come from above!

N.C.
I'M FULL!