In The Neighborhood Uke tab by Tom Waits

Well the (D)eggs chase the (G)bacon (D)round the fryin' (G)pan
and the (D)whinin' dog (Bm)pidgeons by the (Em)steeple bell (A7)rope
and the (D)dogs tipped the (G)garbage pails (D)over last (G)night
and there's (D)always con(Bm)struction work (Em)bothering (A7)you
 
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    In the (D)neighbor(G)hood
    In the (D)neighbor(G)hood
    In the (D)neigh(A7)bor(D)hood
 
(D)Friday's a (G)funeral and (D)Saturday's a (G)bride
(D)Sey's got a (Bm)pistol on the (Em)register (A7)side
and the (D)goddamn de(G)livery trucks they (D)make to much (G)noise
and we (D)don't get our (Bm)butter de(Em)livererd no (A7)more
 
Chorus

Well (D)big Mambo's (G)kicking his (D)old grey (G)hound
and the (D)kids can't get (Bm)ice-cream 'cause the (Em)market burned (A7)down
and the (D)newspaper (G)sleeping bags (D)blow down the (G)lane
and the (D)goddamn (Bm)flatbed's got me (Em)pinned in a(A7)gain
 
Chorus

There's a (D)couple Filipino (G)girl's (D)gigglin' by the (G)church
and the (D)window is (Bm)busted and the (Em)landlord ain't (A7)home
and (D)Butch joined the (G)army yea (D)that's where he's (G)been
and the (D)jackhammer's (Bm)diggin' up the (Em)sidewalks (A7)again
 
 
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