Naughty Uke tab by Tim Minchin

[Verse 1]
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to
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fetch a pail of water, so they say
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the subsequent fall was inevitable
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They never stood a chance they were written that way
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Innocent victims
C        Bb
of their story.

F
Like Romeo and Juliet, 'Twas written in the 
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stars before they even met
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That love and fate (and a touch of stupidity)
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Would rob them of their hope of living happily.
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The endings are often
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a little bit gory.
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I wonder why they didn't just
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change their story.
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We're told we have to do what we're
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told, but surely
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Sometimes you have to be
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a little bit naughty.

[Chorus]
Bb
Just because you find that life's not fair, it
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Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it.
Gm
If you always take it on the chin and wear it,
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Nothing will change.
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Even if you're little you can do a lot, you
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Mustn't let a little thing like 'little' stop you.
Gm
If you sit around and let them get on top, you
C
Might as well be saying
A7
you think that it's OK,
A Dm C
And that's not right.

[Interlude]Bb C/E F Bb

[Verse 2]
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Cinderella, in the cellar,
C
Didn't have to do much as far as I could tell.
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Her Godmother was two thirds fairy.
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Suddenly her lot was a lot less scary.
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But what if you haven't got
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a fairy to fix it?
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Sometimes you have to make
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a little bit of mischief.

[Chorus]
Bb
Just because you find that life's not fair, it
F/A
Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it.
Gm
If you always take it on the chin and wear it,
F
Nothing will change.
Bb
Even if you're little you can do a lot, you
F/A
Mustn't let a little thing like 'little' stop you.
Gm
If you sit around and let them get on top, you
C
Might as well be saying
A7
you think that it's OK,
A Dm C
And that's not right.
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And if it's not right,
                Dm E7 A7
you have to put it right.

[Verse 3]
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In the slip of a bolt, there's a tiny revolt.
A
The seeds of a war in the creak of a floorboard.
Dm
A storm can begin with the flap of a wing.
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The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting.
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Every day starts with the tick of a clock.
F/A
All escapes start with the click of a lock.
Gm
If you're stuck in your story and want to get out,
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You don't have to cry; you don't have to shout.

Bb
'Cause if you're little, you can do a lot, you
F/A
Mustn't let a little thing like 'little' stop you.
Gm
If you sit around and let them get on top, you
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Won't change a thing.
Bb
Just because you find that life's not fair, it
F/A
Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it.
Gm
If you always take it on the chin and wear it,
C
You might as well be saying
A
you think that it's OK.
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And that's not right.
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And if it's not right,
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you have to put it right.

Gm
But nobody else is gonna
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put it right for me.
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Nobody but me is gonna
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change my story.
Gm
Sometimes you have to be
C            C F
a little bit naughty.

Ends on F