Piece Of Dirt Uke tab by They Might Be Giants

Intro: E
 
          E     A                 E             C#m
 Piece of dirt,   that is all I'm standing on today
          E     A           E                   C#m
 Piece of dirt,   the whole world has slipped away
         F#m               C#m
 I would climb the highest mountain just to
 F#m         E
 Jump into a fountain
       A    B     E         C#m
 Or to fly,   I'd fly away
 
   F#m                  C#m
 A woman's voice on the radio
        A                   E
 Can convince you you're in love
   A                    E
 A woman's voice on the telephone
        A                  B
 Can convince you you're alone
       C#m             E
 But I set my sails so long ago
           A                  F#m
 They've revoked my sailor's badge
               E              A
 Said I should be content and happy
         A   A    A     B E
 On this ink spot where I stand
 
          E     A                 E             C#m
 Piece of dirt,   that is all I'm standing on today
          E     A           E                   C#m
 Piece of dirt,   the whole world has slipped away
 F#m                   C#m
     I find myself haunted
      A                E
 By a spooky man named me
   A                 B              E
 I wish that I could jump out of my skin