Candy Store (Heathers: The Musical) Uke tab by Themes

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Are we gonna have a problem? 
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You got a bone to pick?
N.C.
You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my d***?
N.C.
I'd normally slap your face off,
N.C.
And everyone here could watch.
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But I'm feeling nice. Here's some advice.
N.C.
Listen up, byatch!

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[Verse 1]

Bb  Db 
I like looking hot. Buying stuff they cannot.
Bb  Db 
I like drinking hard. Maxing Dad's credit card.
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I like skipping gym. Scaring her, screwing him.
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I like killer clothes. Kicking nerds in the nose!

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If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls;
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Let your mommy fix you a snack.
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Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke,
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In my Porsche with the quarterback!
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Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa!

[Chorus]

                C#m         F#m  
Honey, what you waitin' for?
              E          B        
Welcome to my Candy Store!
B    C      C#m             F#m  
Time for to prove you're not a loser anymore...
B                               C#m F   
  Then step into my Candy Store!

[Verse 2]

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Guys fall at your feet, pay the check! Help you cheat!
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All you have to do? Say goodbye to Shamu!
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That freak's! Not your friend. I can tell, in the end,
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If she! Had your shot, she would leave you to rot!

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Course if you don't care, fine! Go braid her hair!
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 Maybe Sesame Street is on.
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 Or forget that creep and get in my Jeep,
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 Let's go tear up someone's lawn!
                     Ab     
Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa!

[Chorus]

                C#m         F#m  
Honey, what you waitin' for?
              E          B        
Welcome to my Candy Store!
B    C         C#m             F#m  
  You just gotta prove you're not a pussy anymore...
B                               C#m 
  Then step into my Candy Store!
 
[Bridge]
         D           
You can join the team...
            A
Or you can bitch and moan...
        E
You can live the dream...
            F#m
Or you can die alone.
        D 
You can fly with eagles,
       A
Or if you prefer,
        B            F#m   G#
Keep on testing me and end up like

[Chorus]
G#             C#m    G#  A 
Oh,         oh, oh,  oh   Oh
Dm         A      Dm 
Honey whatcha waintin' foo.. (Shut up, Heather)
Bb      C     F 
Step into my Candaaaaay Store!
C                     Dm         Gm      
Whoa! Time for you're prove not a lame-ass anymore!
N.C.
Then step into my Candy Store!

[Intro]

Dm
It's my Candy Store!
Dm  
It's my Candy...
Bm 
It's my Candy Store!
Gm   
It's my Candy...
N.C.
It's my Candy Store! It's my Candy Stooore!