Apex Predator (Mean Girls) Uke tab by Themes (Baritone Chords)

[Intro]

Bbm Db Ab Eb Dm


[JANIS]
                       F
Don't be fooled by the pink
                        C
She is not playing dolls
                         G
She is stalking the halls
                      Dm
For the thrill of the kill

                    F
Every person in school
                    C
Is aware of her stare

When she tosses her hair
G                 Dm
They go perfectly still

                   F                 C
All their eyes say, don't attack me.
                    G              Dm
Watch them sweat and pant and shake
          F                  C
Every food chain has its acme
             G
Regina George eats steak

Bb
She's the queen of the beasts
C                      Dm
She can smell your fear

In this biosphere

She's the apex predator

Bb          C
Like a lioness
                  Dm
Only with less fur

Do not mess with her

She's the apex predator


[CADY]

At the watering hole
F                              C
See the girls who weren't nice
                         B
Have to scatter like mice
          G   Dm
From a jungle cat


And though Janis is great
 F                         C
She does not have this power
                    G
People literally cower
              Dm
Janis can't do that

                F
See us mark our territory
C                  G
As I follow in her train
Dm           F             C
I was victim, I was quarry
      G
Now I shake my mane

Bb                 C
She's the queen of beasts
               Dm
And I'm in her pride

I have hitched a ride

With the apex predator

Bb                C
And it's kinda fun
                        Dm
When she bares her claws

When I'm safe because

I'm with the apex predator


Did I think I'd be protected by my new exotic pet
               D
Not a chance if she suspected
                       Dm
I was any kind of reproductive threat

But she doesn't know yet


[JANIS & CADY]

No, she doesn't know yet
D                        Dm
She's the queen of beasts

At this beastly school

Gotta keep things cool

With the apex predator


[CADY]
D
So I'm kinda friends


[JANIS]
Dm
But you're kind of prey


[CADY]

Jesus, what a day


[JANIS & CADY]

With the apex predator
Bb
Will she braid your hair
Dm
Will she eat your heart
G
How can you outsmart
               Dm   D
The apex predator