Whiskey And Wine Uke tab by The Show Ponies

Intro: G

Verse 1:
G
i like whiskey, you like wine
you're the kind of woman that's so refined
i like horses, you like gin
I told you never come around here again

Em
up and down, up and down
A
hot and cold, square and round
C                                  G
I never knew that smile could make somebody frown

Em
cats and dogs, wet and dry
A
you're the cactus of my eye
C                                       G
i bet that you can make a grown man cry

Instrumental: G

Verse 2:
G
you like boys, i like girls
get you on the dancefloor takin' for a whirl
i know what you're looking for
so turn yourself a round and find the door

Em
black and white, left and right
A
hugs and kisses, had a bar fight 
C                               G
you and me will be day and night

Em
North and south, east and west
A
i like the way you wear that dress
C                                               G
you always try to be your worst to be your best

Chorus:
Em                    A
whooahooahoaa if i told you, i could hold you
D/F#                    G       D/F#
would you play nice? or just start a fight?
C                              D/F#
but we're so far apart, different heads and different hearts 
G                       D/F#            C
You're always at the end before i start
whoaahw
i hate you guts but you got soul

Verse 3:
G
i'm like ice, you're like fire
i'm a lil' lamb, and you're barbed wire
i'm like rubber, you're like glue
what you want aint gonna come true

Em
tight and loose, father goose
A
i'm acute and you're obtuse
C                         G
you're the hangman pulling on my noose

Em
early, late, small and great
A
good and bad, and love and hate
C                         G
lock up all your doors and close your gate

Chorus:
Em                    A
whooahooahoaa if i told you, i could hold you
D/F#                G       D/F#
would you play nice? or just start a fight?
C                              D/F#
but we're so far apart, different heads and different hearts 
G                       D/F#            C
You're always at the end before i start
whoaahw
i hate you guts but you got soul

Verse 4:
G
girl you take my breath away,
go ahead and suffocate
i wanna treat you like a queen
i'd send you to the guillotine

Em
call me crazy - ok fine
A
i wish that i could make you mine
C                               G
i'm bloomingdales and you're the Five and Dime

Em
Call me stupid - yes you are!
A
don't care 'bout your daddy's car
C                               G
and I don't like coors light or PBR

Chorus:
Em                    A
whooahooahoaa if i told you, i could hold you
D/F#                  G       D/F#
would you play nice? or just start a fight?
C                              D/F#
but we're so far apart, different heads and different hearts 
G                       D/F#            C
You're always at the end before i start
whoaahw
i hate you guts but you got soul

Outro: stay on G