Friends For Never Uke tab by The Midnight Beast

# Intro - C G Am Em F Em F G

Verse 1 :
 C           G                 Am            Em
One day were friends for ever, next day were friends for never.
 F              Em                F            G
Who say you say were best friend, I say he say till thee end.
 C              G               Am           Em               F               
Our friendships like a slice of chocolate cake, your thee icing, you'd be the  
Em
sponge
          F           G      C                 G             Am
When were together we become, a perfect way to end a perfect diner time quite
Em                   F             Em               F                  G ---------
Substantial glass of wine, a tasty mint goes down a treat and helps my indigestion
C           G                Am                Em              F
Digest this factual piece of evidence I'm your butter, your my toast
          Em           F                            G ------
The gravy on my Sunday roast, I'm not a fan of your roast...
C                 G                                    Am        
What do you mean, you told me that you liked the one I cooked thee other day
Em                    F                  Em                            F       
I don't remember, you said you liked the sprouts. I don't know what to say
                         G      C            G   
Then you should shut you mouth! One day were friends for ever, 
Am           Em               F                            Em
Go take some singing lessons, what was that? Nothing twat. Your a prick.
F                            G
Eat my shit, no thank you it wouldn't be nice.
C               G              Am          Em              F                   Em
Our friendships kind of like a prostitute. How? Quite worn out yet still quite fit
           F                  G
Quite nice arse great pair of tits!
               C                        G                            Am
Well thats not relevant. Isn't it? Your full of shit and thats quite relevant
           Em                  F----------- Em ------------------- F----
Is it? I'm going to have a think ... Will you tell me what you think of ...
G               C                     G                 Am                    Em
No! (Enter) Uh. One day were friends, the next were not it's so confusing the whys
                    F                           Em                F
and whats. What the hell i thought that we were friends just now! Then I remembered
   G         C                       G      Am
we had a row. Were like brad pit and angela but we don't have a child from 
Em               F                        Em                        F
Cambodia (uh-uh) i'm sick and tired of us having no fun! Stop being pussys
                     Em                           C
and go and work your problems out son coz' i'm done.
C            G              Am            Em
One day were born together, next day it's stormy weather
F                        Em       F            G                 C
Who say you say were not friends, I say he say fuck you benderrrrr
            G                   Am            Em     
One day i'm your blood brother, next day it's fuck your mother
F                          Em                                F                  G
no offence tell your mum I think she's quite nice, that particular dig was directed
                         C
at you and not your mother.

Hoped this helped, I did find the notes out myself not from a video and I am still trying to figure out some other notes :]