Happy Hour Uke tab by The Housemartins

C  Em
It's happy hour again
    F                          G
I think I might be happy if I wasn't out with them
             C             Em
And they're happy, it's a lovely place to be
 F                               G         C
Happy that the bar is where the barman is a she

             C
Where the haircuts smile

And the meaning of style
                         G
Is a night out with the boss
          C
Where you win or you lose

And it's them who choose
                                  G
And if you don't win then you've lost.

                     C
What a good place to be
        Em
Don't believe it
             F
'Cause they speak a different language
           G                      C
And it's never really happened to me
         Em
Don't believe it
             F
`Cause they speak a different language
           G                 C         Em  F   G
And it's never been happy to me.

       C      Em
It's another night out with the boss
    F                     G
Following in footsteps overgrown in moss
          C           Em
And they tell me that women grow on trees
    F                                 G               C
And if you catch them right they will land upon their knees

            C
Where they open all their wallets

And they close all their minds
                                 G
And they love to buy you all a drink
         C
And then we ask all the questions

And you take all your clothes off
                            G
And go back to the kitchen sink

                     C
What a good place to be
        Em
Don't believe it
             F
'Cause they speak a different language
           G                      C
And it's never really happened to me
         Em
Don't believe it
             F
`Cause they speak a different language
           G                 C         Em  F   G
And it's never been happy to me.