The Plan (fuck Jobs) Uke tab by The Front Bottoms

[Verse]

C                             F 
I f**king hate the comments, why do you feel that you have to talk?
C                                    F
Nobody asked for you opinion, your sick sad way of jerking off
G                                          F
Everyone you think you're better than, what the f**k I'm guilty too
G                                  F
Half the time that I'm complaining I'm just talking sh*t on you.

I'm sorry


[Interlude]


C F Am G x 2
C F Am G (Half Time)


[Verse]


C                              F 
Never underestimate the poor, hungry, and desperate
C                                  F
My body is a temple, How much you think I could get for it
G                           F 
and I will take cold showers from now on until I learn
G                             F 
that once you f**k the fire all that's left to do is burn, baby burn, baby burn

[Interlude]


C F Am G x 2

F 


[Verse]

F                        G 
I could feel myself falling from an airplane
C                      Am 
I hear static when I close my eyes
F                    G 
I imagine one day things settling
C                              Am 
and I think about what that might be like

F           G 
'cause I love you, I miss you           (When my mind is uncertain my body decides)
C              Am 
I want to hug and kiss you              (what it will do to get through the hell of night)
F           G 
Oh, I love you, I miss you              (As I trip on the ocean that leads through your eyes)
C              Am 
I want to hug and kiss you


Its alright.


[Interlude]
C F Am G 

C                         F 
I want world domination just like everybody else
C                        F 
so if you hear me talking strategy, ah its only to myself
G                                       F
Everybody's got to have a game plan, cut it up a couple different ways
G                                F
just hope no one remembers these, the darkest of my days

[Interlude]


C F Am Em x3(Half Time)

C                     F 
When my mind is uncertain, my body decides
Am                    Em 
When my mind is uncertain, my body decides    x4