Menswear Uke tab by The 1975

Strumming pattern: C: d-d-du, G: d-d-du, Am: d-d-du-u-d-d-du

C                         G              Am
"Well I only brought 3, what you lookin' at me for?"
        C                   G               Am
She's dressed in white and putting off crying.
         C                     G
"Well you're the best man, so what's the plan?
          Am
Why don't you talk to Matty about it?"
         C                       G
I said, "I only brought 3 like I told you before, 
        Am
We're gonna have to ask about."
C          G
Free bar, that's the point.
Am
Spilling Amaretto 'cause of previous joints.
C                    G
Sitting with a girl, fortunate placing.
Am
Preceding railing racket off a porcelain basin.
C          G
Who's he? Giving you the lips?
Am
I've never seen him knockin' about.
  C                     G
He looks just like me, but 6 foot 3, 
Am
So I reckon you could knock him out.
       C                            G
"Well, I think I'll say a couple of words if you don't mind... 
Am
I never really got on with your bird the first time
C              G                Am
I met her out, dressed in nowt, telling everybody you were shagging about."
C                 G
Well, who's this? Going for the kiss, 
Am
I'm probably gonna yosh in your mouth.
               C              G                    Am 
Because it's five past three, I can hardly see and I'm on the verge of passing out.