39 Uke tab by Tenacious D

Intro:

G(x2)  -  C(x2)  -  G(x2)  -  D(x2)

G
She's 39 but she still looks young
C
Not very young, but a lot of fun
G                          D
She's my 39th lady, in the sun

G
49 and I'm feeling fine
C
In the sun, it's a lot of fun
D                  C                    G
Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on

Am                       D
I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight
G                            Em
I think about her every damn night
Am              C                         G
39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me

G
I'm 49, drinkin' white wine
C                                 D
Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more
C                   G
From now on I got my 39 year-old whore

   Em
Oh!
                C
Don't you call her a whore
G
I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out
Em                    C
She's sweet and she's getting old
          D
And she's mine, to have and to hold

G
She needs a dentist appointment quick
C
I pay for it and she sucka my dick
D                        C                     G
When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus

G
I stick the finger in it!
Am                  D
Then I fuckin' didariddly doo
Em                C           G
And I fuckin' gots to spew
             D                       G
Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe
G
Get me a tissue

G
Chardonnay in the setting sun
C
She's 39, but she's number one
D                       C
Get the apartment just right 
G
she's comin' over tonight

Em                C
I like it cause I don't feel scared
Em       D
She's 39, I'm in my underwear
                C
Here she comes, comin' down the hallway
                           G
She's knockin' on my door!

G
I open the door
C
There she is, not too bad, good enough
D                C                   G
39 year-old lady, young enough for me
Am                         D                   G
Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me
Am                      D                    Em
Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me
C            D              G
Mature woman, she's my lady

G              C
Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah
C                                   D
She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys
C                                                G
Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady
G
Special lady

G                  C     
We can see a fuckin' movie
         D         C                G
And agree it's a total piece of shit
G                 C
Comfortable shoes, never loose
D              C                      G
We can fuckin' talk about some things

Am               D             G
She don't need no diamond rings
Am          D   
She don't need no 
              G
Diamond rings