Slop Baby Uke tab by Tachophobicat

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My tail drags the ground, right next to my head.

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My fluffy paws work day and night (Oh my god)

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The slime mats my fur and drowns out my screams

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But you are always there to help me.

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The slop factory takes it all out of me

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9 to 5 working in the muck, the goop, the slime, the sludge

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and I don't know how to say this.

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But none of that matters when I come home to you

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You're my favorite man in this slopped up world

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I don't know how but you're pregnant too, with a slop baby?

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A slop baby, you're a man and I'm a furry.

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And I work at the slop factory

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Slop baby, you're a man, slop baby