Exercise Machines Uke tab by Surrogate (Baritone Chords)

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What if we could use our exercise machines to make electricity,
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all our needs would melt away the pounds.
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We all would have the best shape of our lives,
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we could re-claim the Olympics,
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the TV would show red and blue and white. 

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Instead of sooty clouds over our cities we'd have body odor smog to fill our lungs,
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our skies would be the envy of everyone. 

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All those who just sit around and watch the tube will have something more to do,
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cause you can't watch Friends until you've run a mile.
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Some day we will invent a new machine that will make cars obsolete,
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a vehicle that runs on human power.
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Oh think of just how far we will have come.

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Instead of sooty clouds over our cities we'd have body odor smog to fill our lungs,
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our skies would be the envy of everyone.