Half A Man Uke tab by Stephen Lynch

4 Chords used in the song: E, G, D, C

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Artist: 
Year:  2000
Difficulty: 
4.25
(Intermediate)
Key: G, Am, EmChords
Original key: +1.5 step(s) (original tuning)
Chord progression arranged for the Ukulele
Verse 1:
E E
All my days,
G G D D E E
I live with my disgrace
G G D D E E
I'm afraid to show my face
G G D D C C
Or at least take off my underwear...


E E
See I was born
G G D D E E
Like a half way neutered pet
G G D D E E
I don't have a matching set
G G D D
It's a part of me
C C
That just aint there

Please, don't stare


Chorus
E E G G
Well I'm a gambling man with out two dice
E E G G
I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
E E G G
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
D D C C E E
But I'm half a man
D D C C E E
Yeah, I'm half a man


Verse2
E E
Wanna die
G G D D E E
end it all, just call it quits
G G D D E E
I can't find a cup that fits
G G D D C C
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
C C
When I hear "ball one?


E E
Oh, my God
G G D D E E
How could you have been so cruel
G G D D E E
To give me one family jewel
G G D D C C
And the one that's there must feel so sad
C C
He's a lonely nad

Chorus 2
E E G G
Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg
E E G G
I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg
E E
Oh, I want another testi
G G
Do I have to beg?
D D C C E E
I'm half a man
D D C C E E
Yeah, im half a man


Bridge
E E..G...E...G...E...G...D...C
kinda like chorus

Chorus 3
E E G G
Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
E E G G
And I'm a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
E E G G
And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
D D C C E E
I'm just half a man
D D C C E E
Yeah, I'm half a man

Uke tab by , 15 Jul 2009

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