The Diner Song Uke tab by State Radio

"The Diner Song"

Whoa a little love at caesar's 
Whoa you know i love to please her 
Whoa a little love at caesar's 
Goes so far 

Whoa a little love at caesar's 
Whoa whoa whoa you know i love to please her 
Whoa a little love at caesar's 
Goes so far 

Hope i get a little snack tonight 
Hope i get a little smack tonight 
I'll be starving 
Standing in the broad day light 
Just waitin' on the comin' of the night 
24-hour diner's almost closed 
All i need's a cup of joe 
Cause she's so nice 
She treats me like i tip her from my head to her toes b 
Brings me my water with her skirt so high 
I catch a little glimpse in the silverware shine 
I ain't a thief 
Cause that just ain't right 
But i ain't go no money 
And i intend to pay for my meal tonight 

Whoa a little love at caesar's 
Whoa you know I love to please her 
Whoa a little love at caesar's 
Goes so far 

Whoa a little love at caesar's 
Whoa whoa whoa you know i love to please her 
Whoa a little love at caesar's 
Goes so far 

She's got a tattooed tongue 
She loves to abuse 
You can tell she's good by the language that she use 
She says meet you in the bathroom at a quarter to two 
You know what you must do 
Cause the flood gate's open 
Your hips are getting loose 
You got a rocket in your pocket 
Cause you don't know what to do 
So go, whoa she says I betcha that i can take all of your soul 
You say put your money where your mouth is and let all be told 

Whoa a little love at caesar's 
Whoa you know i love to please her 
Whoa a little love at caesar's 
Goes so far 

Whoa a little love at caesar's 
Whoa whoa whoa you know i love to please her 
Whoa a little love at caesar's 
Goes so far 

They got crayons on the placemats 
Refried beans 
Don't give me half-and-half 
Just whip up my cream 
Gimme some flapjacks 
And slap on the butter 
Corned-beef-hash 
My mind is in the gutter 
Heavy with the syrup 
Heavy with the grease 
My foots in the stirrup 
Just do as you please 

Whoa a little love at caesar's 
Whoa you know i love to please her 
Whoa a little love at caesar's 
Goes so far 

Whoa a little love at caesar's 
Whoa whoa whoa you know i love to please her 
Whoa a little love at caesar's 
Goes so far