Maybe This Christmas Uke tab by Shane Dawson

Verse I:
F
Its Christmas time and Santa's here 
making the children smile,
Gm
But hes just a pedophile, so you 
better watch yo child.
F
Christmas Trees in every house, 
covered in shiny lights,
Gm
But they just turn brown and die, or
set your whole house on fire.
C                              
These are the reasons I hate the 
         Gm                   C
seasons, but I'mma give it a try

Chorus:
Dm                Bb           
Maybe this year I wont be sad on 
F       C
Christmas
Dm                  Bb  F     C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Dm                    F          
Replace my heartache and my pain, 
       Bb            Bbm
with mistletoe and candy cane,
  F            C           F
This Christmas, could go my way.

Verse II:
F
Having fun with all your friends, 
sippin' on that egg nog,
Gm
But it just looks like jizz, all 
over your upper lip.
F
House made out of ginger bead, 
cookies like Christmas trees 
giving ya
Gm
Heart disease, and type two diabetes
(It's only diabetes!)
C                               
These are the reasons I hate the 
          Gm                C
seasons, but Imma give it a try. 

Chorus:
Dm                  Bb         
Maybe this year I wont be sad on 
F     C
Christmas, 
Dm                Bb     F  C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
Dm                   F           
Replace my heartache and my pain, 
      Bb            Bbm
with mistletoe and candy cane,
F            C           F
This Christmas, could go my way.

Bridge:
D                  C#              
I've never seen a reindeer fly, I've
        C                   B
never heard the sleigh bells ring,
D                                
I've never seen a snowman come to 
  C#         C             B
life, never head the angels sing,
D                  C#           C 
But I hope, and I pray, that maybe 
                B
this Christmas Day, that'll change

Chorus:
(Slower)
Dm                Bb           
Maybe this year I wont be sad on 
F       C
Christmas
Dm                  Bb  F     C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Dm                   F          
Replace my heartache and my pain, 
       Bb            Bbm
with mistletoe and candy cane,
F              C           F
This Christmas, could go my way.

(Normal Tempo)
Dm                Bb           
Maybe this year I wont be sad on 
F       C
Christmas
Dm                  Bb  F     C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday

Dm                   F          
Replace my heartache and my pain, 
       Bb            Bbm
and lets just dance the night away
F              C           F
This Christmas, is going my way.
                F
Just dance with me