Small Towns Uke tab by Rio Romeo

C                         A7
I ran into my pastor at a gay bar
                           G
Let me tell you, he looked so bizarre
                         C
In fishnets instead of a suit

C                              A7
I ran into my dad's girlfriend named Pam
                     G
At a strip club with fives jammed
                       C
In every place you can imagine

G             
All these things keep happening to me
    A7
And every time it's all so confusing
F
I just wanna be left alone
G
Please don't make me leave my home
Am          F             C
Small towns don't forgive

C                          A7
I ran into my grandma at a sex store
                         G
I always thought she was such a bore
                          C
No wonder she's always so tired

C                     A7
I ran into an old one-night stand
                   G
Asked if I had any big plans
                              C
I'm whipping and gagging your mom

G             
All these things keep happening to me
    A7
And every time it's all so confusing
F
I just wanna be left alone
G
Please don't make me leave my home
Am          F             C
Small towns don't forgive

  D7
Although I wish it wasn't the case
E
Everyone's always in my face
G
Don't tell on me, I won't tell on you
A7
Together we can make it through
Am          F             C
Small towns don't forgive