The No-no Song Uke tab by Ringo Starr

[First Verse]
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C             G                   F       C
A lady that i know just came from Columbi-a
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    F                              C 
She smiled because I did not under-stand.
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C                      F
Then she held out some Marijuana ha-ha
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    G7                              C  
She said it was the best in all the land.

[Chorus]
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C                               Am          C
And I said no no no no, I don't smoke it no more
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C                             G     G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
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G7        
No thank you please it only makes me sneeze
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G7                   G                C
And then it makes it hard to find the door

[Second verse]
C              G                   F       C
A woman that i know just came from Majorka Spain
    F                              C 
She smiled because I did not under-stand.
C                      F
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine.
G7                                  C  
She said it was the finest in the land.

[Chorus]                       Am        C  
And I said no no no no I dont *SNIFF* no more
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[Third verse]
C                 G                   F        C
A man I know just came from Nashville Tennesee-O
F                             C 
He smiled because I did not under-stand.
C                               F
Then he held out Some moonshine whiskey, oh ho
G7                                  C  
He said it was the best in all  the land.

[Chorus]
And I said no no no no I don't drink it no more....

[Chorus]
And i said no no no no I can't take anymore...