My Mom's House Uke tab by Rich Mansfield

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We met up late at night at a corner bar
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You said I sang karaoke like a superstar
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I asked if I could buy you a drink and said why not
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Then we went out into the night to find a private little spot
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Let's go back to your place you said 
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I said it not much but you said as long as it's got a bed

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So welcome to My Mom's house
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Take off your shoes but don't let the cat out
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Don't touch the figurines in My Mom's House
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And if we're lucky
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She'll make us pancakes in the morning.