Song For When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper Uke tab by Rhett And Link (Baritone Chords)

3 Chords used in the song: D, A, G

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3.33
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Key: D, BmChords
D D
I've been on this john for way too long playing Candy Crush
A A G G
Before my legs fall completely asleep I'd better finish up and flush
D D
So without even looking I reach over to grab a few TP squares
A A G G
But to my utter horror there ain't no more squares there

A A G G D D
I wonder if it would hurt if I used the cardboard paper roll
A A G G D D
I'm pretty sure it'd do the job, but would it make it down the bowl?

G G D D A A
And maybe the toilet brush could work, but those bristles look a little scary
G G D D A A
And what about that embroided towel I got when I got married
G G
she would never forgive me

D D
So I'm gon' let it dry
A A
Just let it be
G G
Gonna let it dry-y-y
D D
Like I'm a dog on a leash

And I'm gonna let it dry
A A
Air it out in the breeze
G G
I'm gonna let it dry-y-y
D D
Like I'm a chimpanzee

G G D D
I see a curling iron and some matches
A A
But I can't find cotton balls
G G D D A A
There's nail clippers and a plunger and a poster of Lionel Richie on the wall
G G
he would never forgive me

D D
So I'm gon' let it dry
A A
Nobody has to know
G G
Gonna let it dry-y-y
D D
Like I'm a buffalo

I'm gonna let it dry
A A
Like a bird in fli-ght
G G
Gonna let it dry-y-y
D D
I'll take a shower tonight

I'm gonna let it dry
A A D D
I'll take a shower tonight

I'm gonna let it dry
A A D D
I'll take a shower tonight

Uke tab by , 07 Apr 2018

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