Tell Me A Joke Uke tab by Quadeca

11 Chords used in the song: F, Dm, C, A#, A7, Faug, Am, A, Gm, D, A#m

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#Out of tune, about a quarter-step up

F F

Dm Dm C C F F
Knock knock, who's there?
A# A# A7 A7 Dm Dm
I wanna know
C C F F
Tell me a joke
A# A# Dm Dm A7 A7
I've got one for you
Dm Dm C C F F
A A man walked into a bar
Dm Dm C C F F
What's the deal with airline food?
A# A# A A Dm Dm (Faug Faug)
That reminds me of my ex-wife

Dm Dm C C F F

F F Am Am A7 A7 Dm Dm
Knock knock, who's there? Tell me the truth
C C Dm Dm
A A familiar shadow that everyone knew
C C F F C C
Reached through the walls, you saw right through
F F Am Am A7 A7 Dm Dm
Laughin' at you, I had so many things left to do
C C Dm Dm
And it's funny, you said it's too soon
C C F F C C
Stuck in the red, came out the blue
F F
How am I doin' this?
Am Am A7 A7 Dm Dm
Bone dry skeleton, humorous
A A F F C C F F A7 A7
I tried to walk myself out of the ground

Dm Dm C C F F
All I could hear were the crickets
Dm Dm
Funny the joke is on me
C C F F
I tried hard not to miss it
Gm Gm Dm Dm
Everything I couldn't be
C C
Ha-ha
F F Gm Gm
Laugh to the grave
A# A# C C
Ha-ha, ha-ha
F F A7 A7
Laugh to the grave

F F Am Am A7 A7 Dm Dm
Knock knock, who's there? Tell me a joke
C C Dm Dm
Something feels off, was it words that I spoke?
C C F F C C
Or was it something else? The door must've broke
F F Am Am A7 A7 Dm Dm
How can it be? It's a setup, the punchline was me
A7 A7 F F
Over my head, I couldn't see
C C F F C C
Reached through the walls, felt for a key
F F
I'm a social experiment
Am Am A7 A7 Dm Dm
Aren't you relieved to be hearin' it?
A A F F C C F F A7 A7
All of the cameras were pointin' away

Dm Dm C C F F
All I could hear were the crickets
Dm Dm
Funny the joke is on me
C C F F
I tried hard not to miss it
Gm Gm Dm Dm
Everything I couldn't be
C C
Ha-ha
F F Gm Gm
Laugh to the grave
A# A# C C
Ha-ha, ha-ha
F F A7 A7
Laugh to the grave

F F A7 A7 F F A7 A7 F F Dm Dm A7 A7 F F A# A# A7 A7 F F

F F D D
All I could hear were the crickets
Gm Gm
Funny the joke is on me
A#m A#m
I tried hard not to miss it
C C F F
Everything I couldn't be

Ha-ha
D D
Laugh to the grave
Gm Gm
Ha-ha, ha-ha
A#m A#m C C
Laugh to the grave

F F Dm Dm C C F F

Uke tab by , 17 Dec 2022

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