Killer Uke tab by Plain White T's (Baritone Chords)

Em 
If I was a pirate sailing the seas
      Am 
Would you come and pillage the village with me?
      B 
We'll bury the treasure and go down together
   Em 
If I was a pirate

   Em 
If I was an outlaw robbin' the bank
      Am 
Would you be my Bonnie, help me get away?
      B 
Would you pull the trigger and blow 'em away?
   Em 
If I was an outlaw

G     B         Em 
How bad would I have to be?
G     B 
How bad?

   Em 
If I was a vampire roamin' the night
      Am 
Would you be my prey and put your neck on the line?
B 
Live in the shadows and die in the light?
   Em 
If I was a vampire

   Em 
If I was a wanted man on the run
      Am 
Would you take a fall if we were under the gun?
    B 
And drop down beside me in the nooses they've hung?
   Em 
If I was a wanted man on the run

G     B         Em 
How bad would I have to be?
G     B 
How bad?

   Am 
If I was the worst man in the world
      Em 
Would you still be my girl?
    Am 
The scariest monster you ever seen
      B 
Would you still love me?

   Em 
If I was killer with blood on my hands
      Am 
Would you be my alibi and lie on the stand?
B 
Swear on your life that I'm an innocent man?
   Em 
If I was a killer

G     B         Em 
How bad would I have to be?
G     B 
How bad?