I Am So Ordinary Uke tab by Paula Cole

Intro
F G Am Bb

  Dm                      C
I nearly died, I suicided softly

  Dm
I saw her shadow through the cafe window

  Am           G    F
I watched you lean across the table

  Am           G      F       G
I watched you whisper in her ear


Chorus
C               Am    G
And she is your holy Mary

         F     Dm
And I am so ordinary

             Em            F
You can use me if you want to

            D                    G
I know you need me just like an old soft shoe

Dm                                  C
She looks like me but a bit prettier

Dm
She's a skater and a ballet dancer

Am        G       F
I saw her on your motorcycle

        Am     G          F         G
In the seat I thought was meant for me


Chorus
C               Am    G
And she is your holy Mary

         F     Dm
And I am so ordinary

             Em            F
You can use me if you want to

            D                    G
I know you need me just like an old soft shoe

C      Am  G   F
I am so ordinary

Dm                                  C
When your mother came to Boston you disappeared

Dm
Then I saw you three together

Am          G         F
I guess she makes the best impression

          Am       G   F   G
With her charming femininity 

Chorus
C               Am    G
And she is your holy Mary

           F    Dm
And I am so ordinary

             Em            F
You can use me if you want to

            D                    G
I know you need me just like an old soft shoe

C      Am  G   F
I am so ordinary

C      Am    G   
I am so ordinary


Bridge
        F         G            Am         G
Oh, but I am the one you will call when alone

    F        G             Am             Bb 
And I am the one who will give when she's gone

    Am G  F
And so I give

F     Dm
So I give

Dm                                C
I tell myself that love is truly giving

Dm
Somehow I justify this

Am      G        F
Hoping you will understand me

Am      G        F       G
Hoping you will love me back

Last Chorus
C               Am    G
And she is your holy Mary

         F     Dm
And I am so ordinary

                 Am        G
And she is your Queen Cleopatra

                  F         C
And I'm just your morning after

                 Am            G
And she is your Star-Spangled Banner

             F
And I am just Frère Jacques

                    F     Dm
You can lose me if you want to

Coda
C      Am   G   F
I am so ordinary