Bad Side Of 25 Uke tab by Patrick Stump

Intro:

Em, Dm, G, Dm

Verse: 

Em
You wake to grab your shovel

Dm
See your breath it's made of tar

G                                              Dm
It's a subzero archaeological dig to find that artifact of a 
car

Em                         Dm
It's a 1992 Corolla with a busted left tail light

           G                                 Dm
But you're always reminded the oil one works right


Chorus:

C
And all the good old boys are playing bad new songs

Am                               G          Am
On the country station while the city moves on

F                                   G        Am
All the hot young things they don't age like wine

F                      G
I'm on the bad side of 25

F                      C
I'm on the bad side of 25


Verse:

G
So you swivel out the driveway

Dm
Of this tundra you call home

Em                                 F 
And bumper car your way on back to work

G
It's a place you hate to know so well

Dm
And yet feel so unknown

C                             F
So you hula the snow off your parka all alone


Chorus:

C
What I've seen might air supply your hard rock spine

Am                                 G            Am
I've lived long enough to see some good friends die

F                             G        Am
It's a dangerous time to be a friend of mine

F                      G
I'm on the bad side of 25

F                      C
I'm on the bad side of 25


Verse:

Em
Some people fade like evening

Dm
Some just never go away

G
But there's simply no place safer

                      Dm
Than the bank the day after the robbery

Em
So you wake to grab the paper

Dm
Sip your coffee too much grind

G
You don't so much mind the aging

Dm
You just mind the getting wise


Bridge:

C
Mix two parts jack with two bloodshot eyes

Am                                   G    Am
And you still feel cheated when your buzz subsides

F                                      G         Am
Put your poor old parents through some sleepless nights

F                        G Am
Still on the good side...

F  
Still on the good side...


Chorus:

C
How old will I be when I try to freeze time

Am                         G         Am
And my age degrades into a well worn lie

F                    G      Am
She looks 18 between you and I?

F                      C
I'm on the bad side of 25

F                      C
My line til I slide by 35

F                      C
Make that the bad side of 45


Solo: Em, Dm, G, Dm


Outro:

Em        
If you remember the Berlin wall sing it

F                      C
I'm on the bad side of 25

Em
If you remember before Chernobyl sing it

F                      C
I'm on the bad side of 25

Em
If you remember before Mike Tyson was the champ

F                      C
I'm on the bad side of 25

Em                                           G
If you remember the Super Bowl shuffle don't sing it

F                      C
I'm on the bad side of 25