Theres A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Havent Thought Of It Yet Uke tab by Panic! At The Disco (Baritone Chords)

9 Chords used in the song: Em, G, B7, D, C, Am, B, Eb, A

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Year:  2005
Difficulty: 
4.06
(Intermediate)
Key: EmChords
Em Em
Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman
Em Em
And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
G G
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
B7 B7
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

Em Em D D
Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman
G G C C
And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
Am Am B B
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
C C D D Eb Eb
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

Em Em
When you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white pinstripes, whoa-oh
C C B B A A G G Em Em
Everything goes according to plan

Em Em D D
I'm the new cancer, never looked better
G G C C
And you can't stand it
C C B B
I know because you say so under your breath
C C B B
You're reading lips, "When did he get at all confident?"
Em Em D D G G C C
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
C C B B
Never looked better
Em Em B B C C B B C C B B
And you can't stand it
(play along to the piano timing changes)

Em Em
Next is a trip to the ladies room in vain
G G
I bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas
B B
Tonight, tonight, you are, you are the whispering campaign
B B
To them, your name is "Cheap", and you look like sh--
Em Em D D
Talk to the mirror, choke back tears
G G C C C C B B Am Am
And keep telling yourself that, "I'm a diva."

Am Am B B C C
Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box at your table
D D Eb Eb C C B B C C
B B
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

(chorus)
Em Em D D G G C C
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
C C B B Em Em
I've never looked better and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better and you can't stand it
Em Em
And I know, and I know
D D G G C C
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
C C B B
I've never been so surreptitious
Em Em
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch


(and repeat the chords)

And I know, and I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know, and I know
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

Uke tab by , 28 Feb 2013

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