Dental Care Uke tab by Owl City (Baritone Chords)

Intro:
D  C  A  C  D  C  A C (x3)


  AGB
I brush my teeth and look in the mirror

A     GB
And laugh out loud as I'm beaming from ear to ear

AGB
I'd rather pick flowers instead of fights

     A
And rather than flaunt my style

GB    D
I'd flash you a smile of clean pearly whites


A     G#  G
I've been to the dentist a thousand times

  F#
So I know the drill

    F
I smooth my hair

        F#
Sit back in the chair

E    FG
But somehow I still get the chills


A   G     B
"Have a seat," he says pleasantly

            A   GB
As he shakes my hand and practically laughs at me

              AG   B
"Open up nice and wide," he says peering in

              A
And with a smirk he says "don't have a fit,

GB
this'll just pinch a bit," as he tries not to grin
A     G    A            G      B
When hygienist leave on long vacations

AG  AG    B
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience


B  C     A              G  B
Talking only brings the toothaches on

     C      A             G
Because I say the stupidest things

     B    C    A
So if my result goes south

     G   B   C
I'll swallow my pride with an Aspirin

AG
And shut my mouth


E
Golf and alcohol don't mix

D
And that's why I don't drink and drive

C      D
Because good grief, I'd knock out my teeth

 A  C             D
And have to kiss my smile goodbye


G   F  E  D  E  F  G

A     G#  G
I've been to the dentist a thousand times

  F#
So I know the drill

    F
I smooth my hair

        F#
Sit back in the chair

E    FG
But somehow I still get the chills

Outro: 
B  C  A  G  B  C  A  G  B  C  A  G  B  C  A  G