Stop Talking About Comic Books Or I'll Kill You Uke tab by Ookla The Mok (Baritone Chords)

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Stop talking about comic books or I'll kill you.
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I don't care if the Hulk could defeat the Man of Steel.
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I'm gonna rearrange your face if you continue to debate
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Whether Logan's claws could pierce
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Steve Roger's shield.
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I just couldn't care less if they bring back Kraven,
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And I don't care if Spiderman's a clone.
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Stop spending all our cash on back issues of the Flash,
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Or I swear to God you're gonna spend
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your twilight years alone.
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Okay, you can call them graphic novels,
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But they're still just plain old comic books to me,
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And I don't see why you must always ceaselessly
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discuss The post-Zero hour continuity.
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For the last time I won't read those Kirby X-men.
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You know that I prefer the work he did for DC.
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And if you don't want to die
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you'll lose that Overstreet Price Guide,
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Comic Buyer's Guide, and Wizard Magazine,
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