A Man's Life Flashing Before His Eyes While He And His Wife Drive Off A Cliff Into The Ocean Uke tab by Of Montreal

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I heard a human voice
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in an adding machine
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and my brain slipped out of my ear
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Which made it hard to hear

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A customer clapping in approval
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A bird flew through the window
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And he sucked it right into his mouth
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I looked on the floor and saw
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The carpet was turning to glass
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I lifted my feet very fast and ran out the door

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I walked to a bus stop there I waited for the bus
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And when it finally arrived I climbed up inside

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A lady sat down beside me
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She gave me a mirror
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When I looked in it I saw I was her
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This made me forget that I was
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Driving at night with my wife
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She's so beautiful the love of my life
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We drove into the sea

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