Limit As X Approaches Girlfriend Uke tab by Naveregnide

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3.1
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Capo 1st

Ukulele Chords
D D A A G G C C F F D D(High)
a-----0-----0-----2-----3-----0-----5
e-----2-----0-----3-----0-----1-----2
c-----2-----1-----2-----0-----0-----2
g-----2-----2-----0-----0-----2-----2

Intro: D D A A G G D D

D D A A
If your love's x and f(x) is a function than you can't love more than 1 in
G G D D
conjunction cause that would mean your original love wasn't true.
D D A A G G
I wish that x belonged to me, but sadly I is not a subset of we cause we
D D
returns the null set when it relates to you.
D D A A
I loved this girl and she loved me too, but she was always tangent to some
G G D D
dude who would rotate her head around the z axis when he walked by.
D D A A
So while he's over there tangent to her curves, I'll be mopin' round here
G G D D
cause I ain't got the nerve to tell her how I feel; no, I don't wanna be that guy.

C C G G D D
I wish I could invert that graph on her face.
C C F F D D
That downward facing parabola.
C C G G D D
She'd take my hand; we'd get out of this place.
C C F F D D
But I can't ask her out because.

C C G G C C D D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C C G G D D
It's like this function never ends.
C C G G C C D D(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
C C G G D D
I think that we'll just stay friends.

C C G G C C D D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C C G G D D
It's like this function never ends.
C C G G C C D D(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
C C G G D D
I think that we'll just stay friends.

D D A A
If I plotted my love for her on a graph it'd be irrational, discontinuous,
G G D D
and half of the love I could give her if only we went out!
D D A A
But no matter how hard I try, I'll never be the cardioid of her eye; this
G G D D
love of our just seems so asymptotic!
D D A A
If you count up all the nights I've cried over her because I couldn't
G G D D
optimize her function has way too many constraints.
D D A A
Her solution is so unbounded that I'm pretty sure that it can't be found and
G G D D
if it could well I just can't do it by hand.

C C G G D D
I wish I could invert that graph on her face.
C C F F D D
That downward facing parabola.
C C G G D D
She'd take my hand; we'd get out of this place.
C C F F D D
But I can't ask her out because.

C C G G C C D D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C C G G D D
It's like this function never ends.
C C G G C C D D(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
C C G G D D
I think that we'll just stay friends.

C C G G C C D D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C C G G D D
It's like this function never ends.
C C G G C C D D(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
C C G G D D
I think that we'll just stay friends.

D D A A
When the time finally came, she sat me down and said:
G G D D
Listen Ev, I'll explain it terms that you can understand
D D
You really are such a great guy
A A
Another variable can't be hard to find
G G D D
We may be like terms, but I don't like you like that.
D D
Before you get the chance to cry
A A
Know that I love you
G G
But the love you thought we had
D D
Was Imaginary

C C G G C C D D(High) C C G G
Whoooahhh. My love was not real at all it was the square root of negative
D D
one.
C C G G C C D D(High) C C G G D D
Whooahhh. This limit does not exist. I've come undone.

C C G G C C D D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C C G G D D
If only I'd checked the domain.
C C G G C C D D(High)
As t approached 18 she diverged completely
C C G G D D
And ever since she hasn't been the same.

Uke tab by , 03 Apr 2011

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