Dead Uke tab by My Chemical Romance

Intro:
   G-F-Em-Cm
Yeah!
G
And if your heart stops beating
  F#m               Bm
I'll be here wondering
         Em            Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
                    G
The ending of your life and if you get to heaven
F#m               Bm
I'll be here waiting, babe
       Em              Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
     Am
The end, and if your life wont wait
  C                  D
Then your heart can't take this

 G                     B
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
  C
No one ever had much nice to say
       Eb               D
I think they never liked you anyway
 G                    B7
Oh take me from the hospital bed
     Cm
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
          Eb           D
And wouldn't it be great
             G
If we were dead?
     G-
Ohh dead.

G
Tongue-tied and oh so squemish
 F#m             Bm
You never fell in love
     Em                   Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
                   G
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
  F#m              Bm
I'll be here waiting, babe
     Em                 Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
                         Am
The end, and if your life won't wait
         Cm                 D
Then your heart can't take this

 G                     B7
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
  C
No one ever had much nice to say
       Eb               D
I think they never liked you anyway
 G                    B7
Oh take me from the hospital bed
     C                                Eb
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
          Eb           D
And wouldn't it be great
If we were dead?

Bridge:
 Am                    G
And in my honest observation
 /F#              Em
During this operation
                 Em             Cm
Found a complication in your heart
                 Am
So long, 'cause now you've got (now you've got)
          Bm
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?

Adlib: G-B7-C-Eb-D-; (2x)

One, two, one two three four!

G
LA LA LA LA LA!
 B7
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
 C              D
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
 C
LA LA LA LA LA!
 B7
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
   C              D
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherfucker,
     G
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
  B7
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
     C
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
          D
Then why are we laughing?
             G
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
        B7            C
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
                        D
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
                G-
Then why am I dead?
DEAD!