Squidbillies Theme Uke tab by Misc Cartoons

[Verse 1]
 
        G                     C
she run off and took our only chicken
     G                                    D
when I broke jail the house was burnt and bare
    G                            C
the Japs moved the plant back to Osaka(-ey)
G                   D                 C
some days life just doesn't seem that fair
                  G
I don't even care
 
I don't give a damn
 
 
[Chorus]
 
C                                 G
Crystal, hotter than a two dollar pistol
                                 D
I'm fixin’ to start bluffin’ you today
C                 Em
Crystal, girl you hear that whistle
         C                                                                            D
it's the sound of the wind blowing through that bullet hole in your skull that I just made
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
   G          Am7          C
my dreams are all dead and buried
    G                               D
sometimes I wish the sun would just explode
     G             Am7             C
when god comes and calls me to his kingdom
          G               D              C
I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go
        G
let her blow
 
let her blow