A Covid Briefing In Nz Uke tab by Mick Withers

Played to the tune of 'You Can't Always Get What You Want' by The Rolling Stones.


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I saw Chris today on television
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Covid facts that he just had to share
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You can exercise, but don’t have a run-in
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‘Cause you just can’t go anywhere


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He said, you just have to go and spread your legs
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You just have to go and  spread your legs
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You just have to go and  spread your legs 
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And if you try sometime, you might find, you get what you need


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He kept straight faced and kept on going
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Dr Bloomfield tried not to laugh
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He finished up and handed over
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The Press couldn’t wait for the second half

  
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He said, you just have to go and spread your legs
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You just have to go and  spread your legs
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You just have to go and  spread your legs 
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And if you try sometime, you might find, you get what you need


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Give him his due, he stayed professional
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Even made a joke about his gaffe
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And when he’s gone and dead and buried
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We know what’s written on his epitaph
 
 
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He said, you just have to go and spread your legs
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You just have to go and  spread your legs
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You just have to go and  spread your legs 
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And if you try sometime, you might find, you get what you need