Dear Porcupines Uke tab by Melanie Martinez

Intro: Am, C, F, E7

Am
Drown me in my daily cup of tea
C
Tell the purcupines to quit stabbing me
         F
They make me fall but I will stand
            E7
'Cause all of them are jerks with their cups in their hands

Am
Now they want a whisper, a whisper from me
            C
'Cause all of them have watched me on their big screen TV's
      F
But what about little old, little old me
       E7
The one who got bullied because of her teeth

  Am                                           C
I hope you are all watching my middle finger rise,
           F                                        E7
To the bullies in the schoolyard, I know I'm on your mind.
Am                                           C
Now you say you love me but what about before?
          F                               E7                        Am C      F  E7 
When I was just a silly little girl next door, oh-oh, ooooh.

Am
Ladies oh, Ladies why are you so mad? Is it
C
'Cause I'm classy and you're a trashbag?
           F
You're teasing and laughing, resonates through my heart,
       E7
And now you're calling me because you want a fresh start.

        Am
Now look at you boys you can't believe your eyes,
      C
You told me I was ugly and I took it by suprise.
       F
You should've been nicer 'cause look where I'm at,
                 E7
While you copy Mac Miller wearing snap-back hats.

  Am                                          C
I hope you are all watching my middle finger rise,
           F                                        E7
To the bullies in the schoolyard, I know I'm on your mind.
Am                                          C
Now you say you love me but what about before?
          F                               E7                        Am  C   F E7 
When I was just a silly little girl next door, oh-oh, ooooh.

Am
Why must you be so mean,
C
Talking trash about me?
F
All I wanted was a friend to laugh and cry
                         E7
And spend all eternity, or even just a week.

A, C, F, E

  Am                                          C
I hope you are all watching my middle finger rise,
          F                                         E7
To the bullies in the schoolyard, I know I'm on your mind.
Am                                              C
Now you say you love me but what about before?
          F                                E7                  Am
When I was just a silly little girl next door, ooh. 

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