Internet Drama Part 5 (15,000 Pound Horse) Uke tab by Lubalin

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Hahaha my horse broke my toes
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Oh dang
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She weighs over 15,000 pounds
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1500?
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Nope add another zero too that
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There's no way she can be that much...
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We got papers on her telling us her weight
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The record for weight is 33 hundred and 36 in England


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Okay well this horse isn't from here Abby
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You can't be calling me a lair
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When I have damn papers in this bitch
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And you sure don't know everything about a horse honey
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So kinda get over yourself


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Your calling me a lair
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Thatz real funny don't you think


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You haven't even seen this horse
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This horse is bigger and huger then any horse I’ve own
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And she 10 times the size of yours