Teabagged Uke tab by Kirby Krackle

D A D G 
D G A D

D                A
Teabagging, it's what I gotta do
     D                         G
It's not like I'm desperate to put my junk on you,
    D                       G     A       D
I'm just sick of losing and dying all the time.

D                     A
Teabagging, cause I'm killed by little kids
  D                       G
I get so frustrated cause I can never win,
        D                    G            A        D
so when I finally kill one I want them to never forget...

                G               D
I've only got a moment for this embrace, 
                                      A
when you can see my squating on your stupid little face
                G                 D                       
And I know that you'll respawn in time, 
                                A
but for now your carcass is all mine
                     G                  D
I'm ignoring all the rifle fire over my head, 
                                       A
but if I cop a victory squat then it's cool if I am dead
          Em                                    D
Because I know that in a second you'll find me again....

                     D        A
then I'll be getting TEABAGGED!
D       G      Em       D
Teabagged! oh woah, oh yea!

D                 A
Teabagging, it's not like I am proud
     D                    G
it's just a result of not running with the crowd
           D                     G               A     D
I remember controllers with less buttons than my TV remote

D               A
Teabagging, not like when we were young, 
D                       G
back in the day we just played and played for fun
         D                       G            A      D
Now it's cussing and yelling and sniping your fellow man

     
                G               D
I've only got a moment for this embrace, 
                                      A
when you can see my squating on your stupid little face
                G                 D                       
And I know that you'll respawn in time, 
                                A
but for now your carcass is all mine
                     G                  D
I'm ignoring all the rifle fire over my head, 
                                       A
but if I cop a victory squat then it's cool if I am dead
          Em                                    D
Because I know that in a second you'll find me again....

                     D        A
then I'll be getting TEABAGGED!
D       G      Em       D
Teabagged! oh woah, oh yea!

                     D        A
The world is getting teabagged
                D        G
The universe is teabagged
                Em
Interplanetary teabagged
               D
Metaphysically teabagged

D                 A
Teabagging, it's what I gotta do
     D                         G
It's not like I'm desperate to put my junk on you, 
     D                     G           A           D
It's not my invention it's more just a sign of the times.