It Was Over (before It Began) Uke tab by Kevin Bloody Wilson

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I remember back on our very first date
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In the back-seat of me car
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I wanted you to go all the way 
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but you wouldn't go that far
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I wanted you to hold me dick
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You wanted to hold me hand
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But when I accidently brushed your tit
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I just blew it and cum in me pants
           G    Em       C      D
And it was over
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Before it began
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I'll never forget the strain and the sweat
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As I fumbled with your gear
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A hundred degrees with the windows wound up
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So your mum and dad wouldn't hear
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Tryin' me best to unzip your dress
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And unhook your bra with one hand
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And just when I thought I was doin' all right
  C               D
I cum in me pants again
           G     Em       C      D
And it was over
D           G    Em       C      D
Before it began
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Blouses and buttons and bras and buckles 
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And "Stop it I'm getting cold"
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First time I'd had a tit in me mouth
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Since I was none months old
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I had Lover's Balls and you had no idea 
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Of the pitch of me passion and pain
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Tryin' to stay cool with me knackers on fire
  C               D
I cum in me pants again
   C        D
Aw shit and again

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You wouldn't give and I wouldn't go
    C                   D
And we couldn't seem to agree
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You got the giggles then I got the shits
     C                    D
Then you wouldn't talk to me
    C                      D
And when we made up and we started again
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Your dad banged on the roof and he yelled
C                        D
"What're you two kids up to in there?"
      C                   D
And I shit in me pants as well
           G      Em      C      D
And it was over
           G      Em      C      D
Before it began
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You hear people say that they'd love to go back
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And do things that they did in the past
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But if you reckon they were the real Good Old Days
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You can go stick em right up your arse
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Cos when I look back how I came and I went 
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With a tear in me eye I recall
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How me? I had a cunt of a night
       C            D
But me undies had a ball 
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And it was over
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Before it began
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(Spoken) Jeez I hope I don't have to go through that again
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Yuk
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Phoar
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Me knackers