It's A Perfect Relationship Uke tab by Judy Holliday

Key: Ab

G C E A

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1 3 2 3 

Eb7: 
3 3 3 4

Cm7: 
3 3 3 1 

Db7: 
1 1 1 2 

Bbm7: 
1 1 1 1 

Fm7:
1 3 1 3



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It's crazy,
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Ridiculous,
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It doesn't make sense.
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That's true,
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But what can I do?

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I'm in love     
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with a man,  
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Plaza 0-double-4-double-3.


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It's a perfect relationship:
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I can't see him, he can't see me.
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I'm in love    with a voice, 
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Plaza 0-double-4-double-3.

Eb                      Ab
What a perfect relationship:
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I talk to him and he just talks to me.
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And yet I can't help wondering:

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What 
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does he look like? 
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I wish I knew.
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What does he look like?
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Is he six-foot-seven or three-foot two?

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Has he eyes of brown or baby blue?
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Big and mighty or underfed?
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Trim black mustache or beard of red?
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Can he dance like Fred Astaire?
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Is he dark or is he fair?
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Pompadour or not a hair?
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Well, I don't care!

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I'm in love with a man,
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Plaza 0-double-4-double-3.

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It's a perfect relationship!
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And that's how things should always be,
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Our love can never lose its mystery,
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'Cause I'll never meet him
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And he'll never meet me.
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No, he'll never meet me.

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What
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does he look like? 
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My sleeping prince?
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What does he look like?

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He could be the fat and balding type,
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Or rugged tweeds with a briar pipe,
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Dark rimmed glasses, super mind,
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Or the sweet poetic kind,
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It doesn't matter what he'd be-
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How he'd love me! 

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[Spoken]
Sue's answer phone. Yes, Mr. Moss. Yes Mr. Moss.
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But he's still 
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just a voice,
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Plaza 0-double-4-double-3.
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Eb               Eb7     Cm7
It's a perfect relationship:
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I can't see him, he can't see me.
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He calls me "Mom," he thinks I'm sixty-three,

    Ab         Db             Fm
And I'll never meet him
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And he'll never meet me.
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No, he'll never meet me.