2 Girls 1 Cup Song Uke tab by Jon Lajoie

Dm         B      A        E
How do you show someone you love
Dm        B       E
That they are the one
Dm      B       A       E
So many ways to express love
Dm           B           A
It's hard to choose just one
How you gonna do it

E                   A     B                   Dm
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
E             A                            E
Some lesbians like eating each other's shit out of a cup
                 A            B         Dm
Some people say "i love you," some even shout it out
E                     A             B         E
Some people puke semi-digested shit into each other's mouths

Dm        B       A          E
Sometimes making love's not enough,
Dm          B       E
You have to step it up
Dm       B    A      E
And urinating on her face
Dm      B        A
Is not enough to say
 "i love you"

E                   A     B                   Dm
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
E             A                            E
Some lesbians like eating each other's shit out of a cup
                 A            B         Dm
Some people say "i love you," some even shout it out
E                     A             B         E
Some people puke semi-digested shit into each other's mouths

E
She's covered in vomit and human feces
E
That how i know that she needs me
E
She's covered in vomit and human feces
E
That how i know that she needs me
E
She's covered in vomit and human feces
E
That how i know that she needs me
A                       E
Shit in my mouth and i'll puke it all over your face 
I love you